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Our Newest
Weenie Warmers:
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker"
The Fisherman                                           
The WINNER     
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Box of Boogers
"You Suck at Parking" Cards
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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Orders will not be received by Dec. 25th
Univeristy of Auburn Tigers Weenie Warmer
This is not an Auburn War Eagles* Weenie Warmer!  There is no such thing!  But this Auburn University Tigers Weenie Warmer is the perfect gag gift for any Auburn fan, student, or Alumni.  What a great way to show support for the Tigers.  This gift will bring smiles to faces for years after they see it!  You'll be remembered as the person who gave such a great gag gift!
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
"War Eagle" is our  Battle Cry - it's not our mascot!
Only $20.00 shipping included
You always gotta watch out for those "crouching tigers..."
I bet Charles Barkley and Bo Jackson wish they had one of these!

Auburn University Tigers Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Auburn University TIgers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
The 1" gold football is standard. But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.