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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker"                                         
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Golf Ball Sack
Nut sack -- Nuts about you!
Testicle Key Chain
"Fish Assholes" labels
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Univeristy of Auburn Tigers Weenie Warmer
This is not an Auburn War Eagles* Weenie Warmer!  There is no such thing!  But this Auburn University Tigers Weenie Warmer is the perfect gag gift for any Auburn fan, student, or Alumni.  What a great way to show support for the Tigers.  This gift will bring smiles to faces for years after they see it!  You'll be remembered as the person who gave such a great gag gift!
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Choose from any of these charms for your Weenie Warmer
"War Eagle" is our  Battle Cry - it's not our mascot!
Only $20.00 shipping included
You always gotta watch out for those "crouching tigers..."
I bet Charles Barkley and Bo Jackson wish they had one of these!

Auburn University Tigers Weenie Warmers

from The Goofy Gift Shop  
Auburn University TIgers Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
The 1" gold football is standard. But we will substitute any of these at no additional charge.  Simply place your order and then click HERE to tell us if you wish to substitute one of the others.