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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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--Weenie Warmers--
for the man who
has everything
Washington Redskins Weenie Warmers
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There has been talk lately about changing the name of the Washington Redskins because it may be offensive to some. .....Really?

Washington Redskins Weenie Warmer

Washington Redskins Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Laugh for the day:
The federal government, which as "Tomahawk" cruise missiles and "Apache," "Blackhawk," "Kiowa" and "Lakota" helicopters -- and used the code name "Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins.

Typical. I hope they never change their name. GO SKINS!!

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Washington Redskins "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Washington Redskins Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie"

Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!
Priority shipping within the USA
Overnight shipping within the USA
$20 - Click HERE

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This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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