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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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Keep that Weenie Warm
in 2016!
Washington Redskins Weenie Warmers
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There has been talk about changing the name of the Washington Redskins because it may be offensive to some. The federal government officially objects to the name EVEN THOUGH the government has  "Tomahawk" cruise missiles, "Apache," "Blackhawk," "Kiowa" and "Lakota" helicopters -- and used the code name "Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden.

Typical. I hope they never change their name. GO SKINS!
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Washington Redskins Weenie Warmer

Washington Redskins Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Washington Redskins "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"
Washington Redskins Father/Son
Father/Son is a matching set which includes one regular size warmer(pictured above)
and one "Teenie Weenie"


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
The Father/Son set makes the perfect gag gift for an expectant father or new dad!

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Weenie Warmers

Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

about 6"
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